1. I might be a totally crazy left wing Liberal and I don't care what anyone thinks of it. I will put signs in my yard (and it's big) even though only three people will see it.
2. The man I love is in prison. Yes Farrago, prison. Not county jail, but a full blown prison.
3. I'm beginning to think that Just a Girl truly thinks I'm a man. I'm not. Leslie and I are not undercover lovers. We love our beer, our sports, and men. We really love the penis.
4. I started wearing make-up this week. I have never worn make-up, unless it's to a wedding or sometimes to the bar, but all of the sudden people are being nicer to me and it kind of irritates me.
5. I was offered a ride to prison to have sex on a picnic table after hours. Ewwwww.
6. I got my SI yesterday. Leslie didn't. First the bike and now the SI.
7. Dana hasn't been around for more than 3 days. Are you on vacation or in an asylum? I need to know. Side note, I just realized that Google reader hasn't been updating her. Asses.
8. KathiD adopted two new dogs. I was hoping she'd adopt me. Shit.
9. The possible VP of this fine country is about to become a grandma. Does this mean my tax dollars will have to pay for the divorce attorney when the time comes that little hockey boy gets caught banging a couple of strippers in Baltimore?
10.. Toe didn't bring home any chicken fried bacon. Bitch.
11. And finally.....
The National Football League decided on Thursday to recognize receiver Chad Johnson's legal name change to Chad Ocho Cinco. The new name will be on the back of his Cincinnati Bengals uniform for the season opener in Baltimore on Sunday.
The receiver had his name changed in his home state of Florida last week. It's a reference to his uniform number — Ocho Cinco means "eight five" in Spanish. When the NFL celebrated Hispanic Heritage month in 2006, he wore it on the back of his uniform for pregame warmups, but had to remove it for the game because of NFL rules — it wasn't his real name.
The Pro Bowl receiver asked the media to start calling him by his new name this week. The Bengals couldn't change the name on his uniform until the NFL gave permission.
Shoot me now.










