It worked Biatches!

OHHHHHHH do I have news for you all. Let's start with Duke. As regular readers know, I had Duke picked in the championship game against UNC. Low and behold, neither one of them made it. Guess what.....I PLANNED IT!!!!! Let me explain. I come from a long line of losers. We root for the Chiefs, I think my parents liked to KC basketball team before the became the Kings in Cali. We like KU. I had them picked the year that Bucknell made a name for themselves. I had them in the final four when Bradley reminded me where I come from. There have been times that my dad banished my mother from the basement viewing of Chiefs games because she was causing them to lose. We always end up loving losers (more on the extent of this later).

When I was filling out my bracket, I knew what I had to do. I had to throw it under the bus. I had to give up the dream of winning the pot to see if KU could pull off a win that would be for the ages. I feel badly for Toi. She had no idea. I told no one. When Duke went down in the second round, I new the Wilson Jou Jou was going to work if I just stuck with it. I bad mouthed KU, I showed love for UNC. I never verbalized my desire for KU to win. I screwed GWDB and Traitor Roy all by myself. I mean the team played well, but we all know I took down fagboy with my simple desire to see him win! It was masterful thinking on my part and the Jayhawk nation is welcome.

Speaking of loving losers....I do love them. Men as a whole are not always the smartest lot. It's a proven fact that boys mature slower than girls, and I'd be willing to bet the regress even faster as they age. It's like they hit a pinnacle of maturity and then wham, the next day they head back down. Some men make up for the momentary lapse of good sense by picking up flowers for no reason, or a card, or building a garden. Some, OK one, of my friends has a really great man, the rest of us find and love men who make up for it with a big helping of arrogance. Sometimes they serve this shit burger with sides of blame and degradation. When they have "momentary" lapses of judgement (lying, cheating, stealing) somehow in the end it will be our fault. I quit eating red meat every year for lent, I think next year I'm giving up shit burgers.

As some of you know, I bought a lovely little apron from Toi. I thought I'd just let everyone see how versatile they are.....
You can cook and clean the dishes.....
You can watch the game...... and solve world hunger....You can even mow........or beat your kids! This is a great item for everyday use!no chidren were injured, spanked or otherwise endangered in the photography for this blog!

I hope that Oprah has forgiven Toi for the thoughtless comments she made. Im guessing she ramped up the shrine and paid off the right people to stay out of trouble.