For once, a totally cool Monday

You know most Mondays are just the shit day of the week. They suck, no one wants to be there, it's mess at the office because everyone thinks they have been trying to die all weekend. I had a patient this morning who has a history of heart disease. She has about five stents and smokes like a chimney and is way over weight. She walks in an tells me that she has been having chest pain all weekend. On a scale of 1-10 it's an 8. Really really bad chest pain. I ask her "why didn't you go to the ER? You have all this history, why did you not go?". Her genius response..."because I know the difference between cardiac pain and stomach pain". I'm going to clue you all in to something. Cardiac pain can and does mimic gastric pain. Go to the ER.

So Amy calls this morning and tells me to go by lotto tickets, we need to win the lottery. The agreement is that if one of us (Leslie included) wins, no of us work again. It's friendship law of finance. If I get stupid wealth, I will take care of my peeps. Anyway, So she goes and buys hers and I go buy mine and now we wait for Wednesday, to see it we have to work Thursday. Amy is all into "The Secret". You know the positive thinking brings you good things mumbo jumbo. I have always been a pessimist, but when she gets on her deal, I get sucked in and start to think positively. I walked into work, before the patient, and told someone we needed doughnuts. Twenty minutes later, this rep showed up with a lady to make gourmet coffee and lattes and cinnamon rolls. I guess it worked. In that spirit....I NEED TO WIN THE LOTTERY!

I would like to think that may have also had an effect on the game yesterday. You all know what I'm talking about. I guess we'll see if the team is as good as they like to think they are, or is Tom as stupid and useless as I like to think he is. If you will all notice there is a patriot player on top of the Chief player, don't bother to scream cheap shot, it wasn't. I won't go into a long diatribe about football, I know not everyone loves it like I do, but let's just say it was a really good football weekend.

Reason number seven to love football, I clean like a mad woman when it's on. I swept, dusted steam mopped did the laundry, and cleaned the bathroom all while drinking beer and watching the game. I can do some serious multi-tasking. I also watched The Hills, but will have to watch it again cause I may have been a little drunk and not sure I caught everything. OOPS.

I think Dana broke up with me, why Dana why?????