Oh for **** sakes

It's Friday. It's supposed to be a great day. Did no one get that memo? (I mean you mother nature)

1. I'm trying to convince my freinds to sign up so they can leave comments. I mean since Tiffany broke up with me, I have to look else where.

2. I haven't eaten meat for two weeks. Last night I had a dream that I was at Taco Bell gorging myself with beef burritos. I haven't woken up that happy and alone in quite sometime.

3. I had Italian bread with butter that I was dipping in Ceasar dressing. I had it for breakfast.

4. We were supposed to have a dusting of snow. LIARS! We currently have 4 inches and it's still blizzard like. Can we take bets on how long it will take to get home tonight.

5. Speaking of getting home, my truck chose today to fall apart. Luckily it did it before I passed the dealership. Score. I even got a loaner. Double score. They called within an hour. Rockstar. By bill is over $1700 and I'm not sure the hemorrhaging isn't over yet. Crash and fucking burn. The only good news from Ford is that it will be done today.

6. Caroline, the WE LOVE THE PENIS line has been in the header for awhile. I put it there because JAG thought I was a man, then a woman, then a man again, and then I think a lesbian. I could have the order wrong. I thought it would help answer the "Are you Lesbians" question.

7. I love Jill and Dana and Toe and Melissa and Scarlet's ideas for chapter titles for the book I think I'm going to write.

8. Tasha is having a contest. Go check it out. The prize is a really great book!

9. I think I have a tooth that is cracked. That too is really awesome.

10. Looks like I'll be drinking boxed wine and natty light for awhile.

11. KathiD, the panties were super cute, but drove me completely insane. I do that about every six months. Think I want to go back to wearing them and then I have a day like that and I remember why I hate the so. So yeah, that is over again.

I have to go now. Ford is calling again.



It's old, but t makes me giggle. It reminds me of Hutch.