No really?

So I went home this past weekend to get my hairs did and let my mom spoil us rotten. I love going to see her. Anyway, while I was sitting there with foil in my hair, my phone rings and it's my friend, the Okie Car Dealer. She leaves the most hilarious message about the fact that my boyfriend from high school, freshman year, has turned up on facebook and his wife runs and she's a skinny bitch and she already hates her, and he looks really good and he had two kids....you get the gist of this message?

So I call her back. I haven't thought about this guy in about...oh...15-18 years. I left Oklahoma 20 years ago. He promptly went out with a friend of mine. His parents once said to my mothers face that they had been praying for a miracle to fix the situation between their son and I. A few days later they found out I was moving. That was their miracle. I HATED those people. I have never seen two adults treat a kid so ruthlessly in my life and let me assure you, my mother did everything but spit in his fathers face, but that isn't the point of this blog.

Once I knew he was on there, I wanted to see the pictures. I refuse to add him as a friend because well, that's how I am. So I get the Okie Car Dealer to do it for me. Then she commented on the picture, giving me access to his photo albums. It was genius. Now remember she told me that he looked great, and his wife was a skinny bitch...well she certainly is a skinny runner woman who is way out of his league!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I find great pleasure in knowing that I still look better than he does and I always will! Did I mention he sold steroids in college...it's always with the druggies...