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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I'm just completely shocked



I really can't believe Jon & Kate are getting divorced. I mean in all honesty, I am absolutely surprised that one or both of them haven't actually just skipped the courts and moved right on to justifiable homicide. Have you seen this shit?

She is a mean spirited hag of a woman who makes me look like the patron saint of all things sweet and nice. I have treated the men in my life badly at times (OK really badly) but I have never held a candle to that woman. I guess maybe I'm just jealous of her absolute control and oh let's not forget, her tidy little paycheck she gets for exploiting her children.

I saw a special during the dark phase in which it became apparent that she had been planning this all along. Whether she meant to have 6 six at once or not, it was creepy how much video footage they had compiled BEFORE THE SEXTUPLETS WERE BORN! I think she's insane on an "I have to turn away now" level.

As for him...no woman likes a man with no balls. I don't care how many times I say I want to be in control, the simple fact is that if my balls are bigger than yours, there are going to be some rather serious problems. I don't blame him for cowering, but it really isn't attractive. I also don't blame him for having an affair. I wonder if it wasn't a passive aggressive way to get the hell out with the least amount of physically damage.

I reeeallllyyyyy wander what they are going to call the show now? Kate & Eight and all of Jon's money? How about Kate makes enough and travels too much so Jon got the kids and the support? Help me out kids.

7 comments:

Heff said...

I'm proud to say I haven't watched ANY of that garbage, other than what I've accidentally witnessed on Tabloid TV.

Heff said...

Oh yeah, almost forgot.

Kate + Eight = Jon's Impoverished State !

♥georgie♥ said...

LOL...Oh this made me laugh!
the next show Jon and kate watch us date!?!

Kathi D said...

You are 100% right about all of it. I believe Jon is the last family member (except for the kids, and they are too young to drive) that Kate has driven away. Her family, his family, and what few friends they had have been banished over the years. Those kids might as well be in zoo cages for all the interaction they get with the real world.

Kathi D said...

P.S. Look how "happy" the kids look in that picture. Dang, it's like they are at a funeral.

Wayne said...

I would have to clean the puke off the screen if I watched one of these shows. It really makes me sick that people enjoy this crap enough to warrant a full season of this crap.

Crap crap crap, that's all I want to do on Jon and Kate and the producers that bring this awe-removing programming into the homes of American housewives.

The TV producers should be shot on sight for allowing this to even air one time.

dana said...

I just don't understand why huge families are being held up as something to watch at all! It started with THE NANNY then moved downhill from there. Now, we'll be having the woman who gave birth to a litter on television too. How about the man who gave birth? We need to have him on too, since she/he's pregnant again. And, "no" I don't tolerate idiot shows well.