OK. Yes Michael Jackson dies. It's sad. I loved Billie Jean, but seriously, he was a freak who thought he was Peter Pan, mourn and move on. Farrah died. Farrah died from anal cancer. Enough said. Billy Mays died from a head trauma on that crazy flight to Tampa. I need to know who is going to be selling me Oxyclean now.
The other day I was over at Pretty on the Outside, which I love, and he had a link to a site called Texts From Last Night. I have to tell you that I have spent days nearly doubled over in my office laughing my ass off. Little nuggets like...
(512): The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
(319): Yes. For all mankind please do.
(303): Billy Mays died!
(1-303): I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
(416): dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
(647): well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I could go on for hours. If you want or need to laugh today, go check this out!
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Yes, Michael Jackson's heart went "Pop",
and Billy Mays' head went "Ka-Boom" !!
Well, as long as you're having fun . . .
uh oh. Now all the politically correct mavens will be on your ass! I keep waiting....every few minutes there's an "update" on Michael Jackson and I keep waiting for them to say: "Michael Jackson is still dead. News at eleven."
Oh gods, yes! I totally need a laugh, I am SO there! Thanks~
Also, Dana, that is funny as hell! I'm passing that one around!
Glad to see you've got your sense of humor back. Well, just glad *you're* back. Still.
Ellie
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