Hi there....remember me!

Soooo..... since the last time we talked many fun and fantastic things have happened. I have a job, a new home, an office that isn't finished, an old fart who doesn't know his head from a hole in the ground intereferring in my work. I have been taking online classes full time ( which is why I haven't been writing this) and a new dog. I wish that I could say that I have new pictures, but that would be a lie. I wish I could say that I have made great personal stides to improve myself, but that would be a lie too. Here is what I HAVE done...

I found friends that I haven't seen or talked to in months and years. I spent a week with my friend from grade school. When I walked in her house it was like we hadn't missed a second of each others lives.

I started selling a skin care line to make extra money during the time that I wasn't working. Luscious Jackson was kind enough to have a party for me and it was super fantastic. She scored lots of free stuff and I made a little money. More importantly I remembered why I like her so much....she's a fucking hoot.

I put my kids in a public school. They loved it. I moved and they now go to a school that is five times larger and they still love public school.

I have drank a lot.

I have screamed about the stupidity of some people and tried my best to prove they are inept. I have failed so far.

I have welcomed football season with my usual gusto, and am about to go watch me some ball now!

I really thought that when I was off work I would write more, but I realized that my best shit comes when I am ass deep in stupidity and flailing about wildly. Therefore, I am back and hateful as ever!