Yes, that would be me. I am the dirty pirate hooker and here is the thing, I DON'T CARE!
I spent last weekend with the old/new boy. I spent this weekend with the old/new boy. I am giddy like a school girl over a man that I didn't see for 22 years and still makes my stomach flutter. I am certain that his wife (who has slept with everyone in three counties except him) would be very pleased to know all about this.
I would be lying if I didn't mention that I want to send her a facebook message that simply said "THANKS BITCH", but I suppose for now, I will not. I suspect it has taken everything Luscious Jackson has to keep her mouth shut as well. She is however exceptionally please that she won our little bet and now she is a bottle of wine and scotch richer. Yes, I made a bet on the weekend and I lost...badly!
I have to wonder the level of stupidity one has to exercise to get involved with a man who just last week decided to get divorced, but the thing is, I don't care. I really don't. I don't feel bad, I don't feel scared...I feel better now than I have in years. What does one get a woman that says "Thank you for not sleeping with your husband...because I am thoroughly enjoying it!"?
Go ahead and say it with me...dirty...pirate...hooker...don't care!
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Send her pamphlets about STD's- if she's sleeping with that many people she could probably use a refresher course. And congrats!
OK, if you say so.
dirty...pirate...hooker...don't care!
OK, I get the dirty and the hooker part (not really) but pirate????? Ahoy, matey? RRRRRRRRR?
Yeah, the STD pamphlet might be a good idea for her. What I don't get is why a person doesn't just leave her spouse if she feels the marriage is over. And if she is sleeping with numerous men, other than her husband, apparently it is over.
Oh I love Dirty Pirate Hookers! They are so much fun! But on "Talk Like a Pirate Day" (Sept 19th every year, http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html) I'm going to have so much fun calling you DPH but I will not call you a scurvy bilge rat. Might have to wear my eye patch to work...... hmmmm
Anyhoo matey, I want the narly details come morn.....
Reminds me of a quote by Buddy the Elf, "I'm in love, I'm in love! And I don't care who knows!" Just sayin'...
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