I like to laugh, what can I say???

My friend La Petisa sent this to me! I thought it was some touchy feely feel good nonsense. So much so that I almost turned it off. Thank HEAVEN I didn't! In case I didn't mention it, my , well for a lack of better words, married boyfriend, who is I will say getting a divorce, has a wife that I think this is perfect for. I know, I shouldn't judge, but she makes it so easy...for example

Last week she asked him to call it off and keep working on it. For the record this is a concept that I support if he thinks he can be happy with her. She asks, she begs, she cries...then she goes out and screws a guy she just met on Saturday. I'll give you a minute. Interestingly, apparently her new fling, the one she explained away with "I'm sorry, I love you, it was a distraction" lives in my general vicinity! I'm not sure how we know this, but we do. There are several million people in this city and it is spread out...why can't he live somewhere else???

I realize I shouldn't act like this, but really I don't want to have to drive south of the river to have dinner. I was here first bitches!

Also, in case you weren't aware, tomorrow is the first day of March...you all know what that means!!!!